Me in class. Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up. Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there? Me: ugh, split ends. Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?! Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER? Me: just act like you understand. Me: don't pick me, don't pick me... Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe. Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY. Me: it's only been fifteen minutes? Me: I hate you all. Me: someone shoot me.